swipe right if you know how to party

penismage:

thedogeveryonehates:

no offense but if they did this i would become a terrorist

(via lanadeldaddykink)

fuxray:

peanutpalace-deactivated2023011:

peanutpalace-deactivated2023011:

yes I’m at Wendy’s yes my cunt is out

they ain’t the only bitch with a juicy $4 baconator

(via mrsrjr)

honeypleasejustkillme:

im just built different (unstable)

(via cephalonsuda)

teathattast:

(via lanadeldaddykink)

funnytwittertweets:

baradragon:

baradragon:

i would treat her right

just once i want her to win

(via peachblossom-odyssey)

wygolvillage:

its called getty images because they getty the images

(via hotcassavetessummer)

healrosie:

I’m terrified of speaking to people in real life because one of them could say “I’m a chuckster!” and just hurtle me three hundred feet up in the air

(via needlekind)